Every child should know the feeling of ruling the world. Every child should have a cape.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006
i wasnt even alive in 2006
why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
somewhere in panem effie trinket screams
(Source: anightmarefantasmic)
If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down
I just wanted everyone to know that
you’ve all been truly wonderful people
and
it was an honor blogging with you all
“matt smith can’t act”
ding dong u are wrong
I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good
but
I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line
Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.
all i ever wanted out of life tbh
Tumblr Right Now
Supernatural fandom: OMG what just happened
Doctor Who Fandom: Season Finale on Saturday I CAN'T
Supernatural Fandom: BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE THE ANGELS ARE FALLING
Doctor Who Fandom: BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE WE WILL KNOW THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR
Supernatural Fandom: THAT MEANS CAS IS A HUMAN NOW
Doctor Who Fandom: AND WE WILL KNOW WHO CLARA IS OMFG
Harry Potter Fandom: ...
Merlin Fandom: ...
Avengers Fandom: ...
Rest of Tumblr: ...
Sherlock Fandom: Have some setlock here
Sherlock Fandon: And we need Season 3 ASAP.
Supernatural Fandom: BRB 146 FUCKING DAYS SEASON 9
Doctor Who Fandom: FUCK EVERYTHING BECAUSE THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR
(Source: talent-ed)
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom
BEST MOM
I’m crYING
